handjob tips. give me some.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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