if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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