I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I forgot how hot balto sounded
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
You were trust falling into bushes
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
