billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize