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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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