he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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