It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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