I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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