Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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