# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
i think my mom watched the whole time
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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