who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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