Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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