You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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