I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
