She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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