I forgot how hot balto sounded
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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