Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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