Do vagina's smell?
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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