Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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