I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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