Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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