no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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