Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
