Are we in a gay sports bar?
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
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