Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
