I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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