New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
The power of my boobs compel you
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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