when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
