absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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