sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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