i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
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go home
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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