Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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