I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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