if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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