He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize