It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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