direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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