So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
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