I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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