my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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