drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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