I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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