whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
All the doctor said was why
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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