I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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