God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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