i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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