As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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