that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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