the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
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