Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
You don't make any sense
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