NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
should my penis look like a turkey
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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