is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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