This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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